HELP ME GET KEITH'S JEW GOLD

Seriously. This kid is the reason you have cameras in your 7-11. Here's a short summary of Keith: greedy jew gold hoarder.

The above is jew gold. You will never see any of it. Ever. That's because Keith hoards all of the jew gold. Nothing will stand in his way. He's already threatened to |-|4c|{20® Gary's Hood if need be.

Here is his main weapon. It is a glock handgun aka a nine, which is made of the jew gold he hoards. Be amazed and scared at the same time.

Keith inspired an episode of South Park even. Kyle is an innocent victim who holds a small pouch of jew gold that his rabbi gave him. Keith is played by the ruthless character Cartman, who pulls out his nine and steals Kyle's jew gold.

Now you're probably wondering, why should I care about jew gold? What are you, a communist? Look at it this way. Keith doesn't deserve the jew gold. I do. Sure, he starts by just taking all the jew gold, no need to worry, right? Wrong. Dead wrong. An attitude like that is the reason Keith sleeps on a pillow made of jew gold every night.

He first started his jew gold hoarding career with just a nine and a small pouch of jew gold to support himself. But just like any other man with a nine, he got very greedy and started hoarding the gold. He would trick people into thinking he would pay them for their services or goods with jew gold. However, he withheld the jew gold after he got what he wanted and threatened to pull out his nine if they had a problem with that.

That's the exact thing you will say when Keith wants your jew gold. Too bad he already has it, so it doesn't even matter anymore. Now it's time to get it back. Let's review Keith's main weaknesses.

What's that you say? Why would Keith's weakness be an America shirt? Well, let's just put it this way. Since Keith's main weakness is an America shirt, that would make him a commie. Since he's a commie, his weakness would be an America shirt. For the simple minded, I prepared a chart to show my expert logic that I used to prove the above point.

Now Keith already knows about circle logic, because he is a criminologist. So it's very difficult to use it on him, without angering him and making him pull out his nine. Here's a picture of his nine in case you forgot. Don't worry, once you see the real thing, it will be the last thing you remember forever.

I used the criminology skills I tricked Keith into giving me, and was able to find the location of a major jew gold stash.

Article in progress. Post your support here, not that it will matter anyways.

01-21-2007

You Bastard (-.-)

01-21-2007

thats the most whitty thing ive ever read lol ur awesome

01-22-2007

The problem with this is that you also own a nine. You stated previously in your article that any man with a nine becomes greedy and starts hoarding jew gold. This means that you too are a jew gold hoarder, just a very poor one since you have none to speak for. Now following this, you have to see that this America shirt that you seem to possess is useless. This is due to the fact that you also attempt to hoard jew gold. By your logic, this makes you a commie, too. This means that the shirt is pure hypocrisy. Let me explain this to you in Layman's terms so that you understand. Since you are a commie, the America shirt is useless, and since the America shirt is useless, you are a commie. It's a vicious circle. But when this is examined, it is obvious that you are the more heinous fiend. Not only are you a jew gold hoarder (and a shitty one at that), but you a hypocritical commie bastard who attempts to blind people with false jingoism. Therefore, I am unstoppable and you will never win.

01-22-2007

Don't listen to him.

01-30-2007

Ugh my brain is aching...

02-01-2007

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02-10-2007

Don't post your resin here.

02-12-2007

I was head'd for the washroom and got here.

02-14-2007

:S my brain is dying THANKS ALOT

02-15-2007

you lose

02-16-2007

Oh that's just bullshit. Now I lost the game and my jew gold.

02-16-2007

damn jew gold

02-23-2007

lmao wow

03-05-2007

thank u

03-14-2007

Keith... You damn commie!

03-16-2007

What... the FUCK... Did I just read? Well done. That's all I can say.

04-06-2007

this story really touched me.. we need to get everyones jew gold back and stop him for good before he becomes too powerful

04-09-2007

Now you own over 514 pieces of jew gold and you wear an america shirt.

04-11-2007

Who the hell is Keith?

04-19-2007

Me. I has a jew gold.

04-24-2007

what a lovely tale.

04-28-2007

what the fuck.

05-12-2007

wtf i had to read that bullshit 5 times just to understand it thanks alot man realy funny

06-02-2007

I also own jew gold but no nine. I worked to mine the jew gold in the early 70s when I was a drifter. The mines were full of beatles,monkees and eagles. In the mines, stones used to roll and It was near a hotel called california and it was a lovely place.

06-29-2007

Fucking lies.

06-29-2007

JEW GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!

08-17-2007

OMG !!... He Must be stopped !!

09-10-2007

oh shit! is that an acurate picture of his nine? fuck, we're all boned now...

09-11-2007

Well, obviously if I had seen the nine, I would be dead, but that is pretty accurate.

09-11-2007

then if you have never seen his nine then how will you know that he has 1 n that it is made out of jew gold? maybe his nine is fake because as far as you know he has never even used his nine. u know what gary shud do? get a real nine and get the jew gold back

10-13-2007

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY JEW GOLD!!!

10-30-2007

go keith...
trying to get my WhatPulse up for now...this is getting very difficult considering tehre are people with 120+ millions key strokes..just google what pulse and try it out...this was fun while it last!!

01-13-2008

i also hope that keith gets your gold so he can convert it into jew gold to add to for knox...damn that place is loaded with all kinds of jew gold dating all teh way ack to 1933...why it begand there...oh well just some more spam to go along with my ice cream sunday...thankyou! lots of run on sentence today..wonder when it will stop. hopefully ever because this is super fun and i am getting lots of keystrokes atm...almost as fun as smapping notepad with alot of random stuff. this is a lot easier than that since you can entertain yourself with typing actualy stuff and not complete giberish...though that is not relevent or not...
go to freerice.com to feed hungry children in the ugandi river that overflows atlantis
trust me...it gets hard quick and you best have a dictionary site up or you will be moaning to even guess the right or correct answer...
back to jew gold...how much is there in teh world of the earth
im sure in other world there is alot more jew gold than here but i highly doubt that since most jews and greedy and self worshiping (sarcasm) other than the greedy part. i even used to study their religion...same thing as christianity, but more complex...about 1500 keystrokes so far and this is getting very bored very fast...i wish a auto talker would work...i seen a guy on there ger like 11 million key strokes a day and like 1 million mouse click....i tried a auto click and talker...nothing works...maybe they have chinese people behind the board...dont get me started with the chinese.
they are some crazy ass people and have a rich/sadistic culture...they skin animals alive because they think it makes it taste better. that is completely fictional....i cant belive someone would ever do such a thing....though they dont know better and is still in their culture...still fucked up though to me atleast.
bye bye and nice talking/spamming to you 2.25k keystrokes i think

01-13-2008

lol ur awseome =D =D =D =D =D

03-27-2008

i m sorry but this story is boring

04-17-2008

i will kill u all with my jew gold watch out!

06-22-2008