Go See Rambo IV

Intro

I'm going to be honest with you. The new Rambo is the single best movie ever created. Not just of the series either. I watched the entire series the day it was released in theaters again, just to make sure it would be better than all of those. Little did I know it would surpass my expectations of every film I've ever watched, along with every other film I will watch. I tried enjoying a different movie just the other day, and I was bored out of my mind just because it wasn't Rambo IV.


There Goes Another Arm

The effects in this movie are like none other. The amount of detail you witness as hole after hole is blown through the chest of Rambo's victims is just insane. Massive waves of blood erupt with every explosion, along with the body parts that are no longer willing to be attached.

Wave of Blood

War Is In His Blood And All Over His Hands

Rambo doesn't kill because he loves America. Rambo kills because he loves killing people. With his hands, guns, arrows, knives, and a giant .50-caliber machinegun. They don't bullshit you with one or two giant fight scenes at the end. There will be deaths throughout the film to make for a total of 236 fatalities.

For maximum enjoyment, pay close attention as soon as you see this on the screen.

Some guy getting owned

I Already Know Rambo Is Awesome

If you already know who Rambo is, you'll enjoy this even more then. There is way more action, with a couple of classic moves too. The start of the movie is where he gets ready, just like all the others, and then from there you will be thrown into combat. He is unstoppable at that point and will not get captured as he did in the other films. He doesn't have time for that. The dialogue is kept to a minimum because Rambo has no need to exchange words with someone who is already dead.

Kicking ass on a 50 cal

Conclusion

Disregard the advice of every film critic you've ever read, and go see it right now. The critics are just jealous because they're above 60 and deal with minor problems such as osteoporosis. The biggest problem Rambo had was not finding enough people to destroy.

I am not kidding right now though. You better see this goddamn movie. Do you understand that the piece of shit film "Meet The Spartans" did better in the box office at first because dumbasses like YOU decided to see it instead of Rambo? Go see this movie now. I've already seen it twice in theaters, and I will keep going as much as I can.


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K

Rambo Sucks.

02-06-2008


Joe

The movie is Rambo, not Rambo IV. It is the 4th Rambo movie made, but it is not Rambo IV. At least do some research before you tell everyone that the movie is "Rambo IV."

02-21-2008


Gary

For the sake of this article and so that people can understand I am talking about the new one, it will be called Rambo IV.

02-21-2008


Joe

Well, the movie is called "Rambo." No other movies are just called "Rambo" by itself. There's first blood and the second blood and something else. But it is not entitled "Rambo." So why should you call it Rambo IV when you can just call it by its name, Rambo?

02-23-2008


Gary

Calling it Rambo IV will ensure that the user finds the correct movie, if they were to look for it elsewhere. For example, searching Rambo IV on wikipedia or imdb will bring them to the newest movie's page. It's just confusing to say Rambo, because someone who has never seen it before might think I'm referring to First Blood. For the sake of keeping this in order, I just refer to them as Rambo's 1-4.

02-24-2008


i agree i fucking loved this film, nobody was safe, men,women,children animals all for the killing the sfx were amazing. i think mr stallone should direct more action movies in the future if this is anything to go by.

03-02-2008


James

This film is like the best movie i have ever watched!! :D

03-02-2008


I really need to see this movie :D

03-10-2008


J

You are all right

04-03-2008


anna piaggi

cool pics and information just check it out its really worth.

04-05-2008


Anonymous

I've seen it its kick ass... really bloody and awesome
i like the part with the clay fuckin had 2 blow at least 500 ppl up near it

06-04-2008


Black Smith7

AWSOMEST Movie
BLOOD Gore it has everything

06-06-2008


it suckz

06-22-2008


totaly radical duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes

06-25-2008


Rambo is F T W
But I heard in Burma, you will be executed if you sell the film.

07-03-2008


hi guys!

08-18-2008


baba

i expected a lot more from this sequel... ! Its disapointing !

08-24-2008


dave

K u are a total fool i am 14 my mother let me buy this movie but i loved it i have shown it to all of my relitives i rate this movie 10/10 and the whole family agreed on 9.5 that seen it i injoyd it alot and gary special thanks for the auto typer its a great help bro

08-29-2008


slartarama

I totally agree Gary. I rented this when my family was out of town and just figured it would be a typical action movie, I didn't really expect much. It was awesome. Like a cross between First Blood and The Killing Fields. It was very poignant and definitely not a dumbed down action flick like the 2nd and 3rd Rambo films.

Although at the end,when they told him to go home because things were different, I wanted to have a sheriff stop him and give him a ride or help him in some way. I think that would have been fitting. Great movie all around.

09-17-2008


Anonymous

SUP DUDES

09-17-2008


this is the best movie in the whole intire world lol

11-15-2008


I like this movie so much

03-21-2009


Puneet Anand

Aint the type i like , rambo was fine , parts have screwed up

04-08-2009


im so awsome. my name is arjuna goerge and i like this site. alot. alot alot

04-27-2009


it's a good movie, although less action from John Rambo himseLf

06-15-2009


nice film, but sly shows very old

07-09-2009


U.G.Rection

My Dicc!!!

08-06-2009


I agree with you all.. this movie is really good..

11-08-2009


K

@K
Q.Then why are you hear?
A.To be a fagot, Mr.K

12-18-2009


Eros

I've seen it. Much more blood and gore than in previous movies. A remake of Rambo II. After a long time a movie managed to make me laugh again. 0.o
Sadly this movie was ruined by the ugly blonde biatch. Why blondes, I ask, why must everybody ruin their movies with stupid, ugly, dumb bitches??

03-28-2010


you are gay-.-

05-13-2010


I loved this series.. im wondering if theres going to be a 5th one.

11-11-2010


Aqzaqz4

Dude, i love the series of Rambo and the Rambo IV i just one big $$$ PocketFiller $$$
Rambo 1 and 2 got something special, Something that other movies don't have.
it takes you into everything you see.
Part 3 was nice and more a charity movie to the people in Afghanistan in 1995.
But part 4 has just been made because old Uncly Stallone needed some money in his older days.

01-23-2011


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