Unofficial Application For Jewel-Osco

Application

So you're running low on cash and you have no other skills that are worth mentioning. Sounds like you need a job at Jewel-Osco. Thankfully you can apply here and finally get that dream career you deserve.

Holy crap, you are all stupid. This is NOT a real job application. Don't post your phone numbers here or ask for an actual job. This is a joke. If you want a real job at Jewel, go to the store and ask for one.


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linda buckley

IM" interested in workin for your company,can u please E-mail me back soon.

07-23-2008


luv Jewel

08-09-2008


I'm looking for full time employement. I'm interested in working for your company. I would like to work the grave yard shift but, i would be willing to work the evening shift. I'll work weekends and holidays. I don't have a cell phone or a home phone but, i only live two blocks away. If it is alright with you i will check in every once in while for an answer or interview. Thank you.

09-02-2008


Ren

Liked the stealing the blind guys cane..cool

09-17-2008


haha i got 12 points i'm starting on monday!!!! which is today somehow -.-

09-21-2008


Lawrence

Can I be notified when i can work?

09-25-2008


mallory harris

If hiering please give me a call at NUMBER REMOVED

11-13-2008


I am willing to work the evening shift and also weekends.

11-28-2008


i like jewel osco

12-06-2008


I always wanted to see how it was to work at jewels

12-16-2008


Anita

Hello!
My name is Anita. I hope that you write me back with a good news because I so like Jewel-Osco and I like working. I propose part time.
Happy Holidays?
12/21/2008

12-21-2008


JEWEL IS TEH SUXXXXORZ!!111111one DONT WORK HERE

01-29-2009


Jewel makes me want to move to china and shoot myself in the face....

01-29-2009


earlita

i am a very hard worker and most of all i am a people person and i will make your team very proud of me.

02-15-2009


Castle Massey

I'm a very hard worker, I hope you contact me. Thank you

02-20-2009


Renzo

looking forwerd to work for you

02-26-2009


Hello, I hope that you find my credentials to be fitful. I was born in London, England, and at the age of four I moved to Cathedral City, California. I attended Cathedral City Elementary School, then went to James Logan Middle School. I graduated last year from Cathedral City High School as Valedictorian of my class. I am now looking for a job to help pay my tuitions through college. I am just starting out, so there are not many places that could use a High School Graduate, so I'm applying at Jewel-Osco because it's better than applying for a fast-food restaurant job. If you need to contact me, please call me or email me. Thank you for taking your time to read this, you won't regret hiring me.

Home Phone - (760) 225-0644
Cell Phone - (760) 225-2021
Home Address - 504 Della S. Lindley Drive, Cathedral City, CA 92240
E-mail Adress - savithleitan@cathedralcityhigh.net

03-28-2009


OMFG!!!!! ITS NOT A REAL JOB APPLICATION U DIMSHITS!!!!!!!! ITS JUST A GAME!

gosh
"what you didnt hear me?"
"ok then...."
"GOD DAMN IT YOUR ALL STUPID WHORES! ITS NOT A REAL FUCKING APPLICATION!"
"GOD!"

04-01-2009


job

04-05-2009


for job

04-05-2009


I will luv workin for Jewel-osco.so please call Thank You

04-27-2009


chris petty

need work call soon

06-06-2009


peter

jewel osco sucks

06-24-2009


i relly need a job because i like to keep my self buzy at all the time and i like to work and i would love to work for your company at any time

07-31-2009


ben

never eat yellow snow! suckafuckinfatone! thank you and have a great day! ;}

08-18-2009


ahmad

im looking for a job because i have no money and i have to help my mom pay bills

08-24-2009


Gusty

Yeah, can I start next-next Monday?

08-26-2009


Anonymous

wow all you people really think this is a job ahahahha what a bunch of idiots

09-18-2009


im looking for a full time job.

10-15-2009



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